Name Techy EPIC Alias Matt Saunders Age 22 and a bit Nationality Wired Vital Statistics 10 GCSEs Studying BSc (Hons) Computing. Won't admit to it unless pressed Career Prospects Boring Claim to Fame Knows more UNIX commands than all the other EPICs added together Prized Possession kaboom.yoyo.org - his computer. Sad Usually says "Click there" Never says "Where's the Phone Bill?" Drinks Pepsi Max, Hooch, Baileys and anything sugary Eats Chicken and Chocolate and little else

Listens to REM, Manics, Jamiroquai, Björk, Blur, No Doubt (that song), KLF, EBTG, etc; and most of Sporty EPIC's CD collection Watches Press Gang, This Life, E.R., Formula One, Dr Who Looks down on Everyone; he is six foot four Looks up to Honest people Looks Myopic Good habits Washes rather more often than your typical computer geek Bad habits Writing Web pages when assessments are due Favourite Spice Girl Mel C - cause no-one else seems to like her Favourite Football Team Anyone who succeeds without spending more in a year than the GDP of Guatemala Perfect Evening Film, food and slow descent away from sobriety, all rounded off with a nice late night stumble across the Internet. It takes all sorts