Index EPIC

Name Sexy EPIC
Alias Farren Sullivan
Age 22 3/4 to 50, depending on the weather
Nationality Codfish
Vital Statistics a2 + b2 = c2
Studying Can't answer that wholeheartedly
Career Prospects Again, depends on weather
Claim to Fame Well, "I'm going to live forever"
Prized Possession The phone; it keeps ringing me
Usually says "I mean, you're telling me!"
Never says "Would you care to undo your trousers and show me your kneecap?"
Drinks Pepsi, Pepsi Max, Coca-Cola, Tea
Eats Horses
Listens to Charlie Chaplin
Watches Rolex, Accurist
Looks down on Australia
Looks up to The moon
Looks Sexy
Good habits Spends a lot
Bad habits Spends a lot
Favourite Spice Girl Emma
Favourite Football Team Fried Onion Mushroom F.C.
Perfect Evening Listening to Charlie Chaplin, drinking Pepsi Max, eating horses and looking down on Australia, etc...